Tuesday, 14 February 2012

当我的情人是女的。。



Dear Samantha,
亲爱的萨蔓妲,

How was your Valentine's day?! Oh, my campus was surrounded by the air with full of LOVE from those couples. Roses all over the place, girls kill themselves to wear painful heels for 'the date', holding hands on the streets, kissed like there's no tomorrow...
怎么样,你今年的情人节是怎么过的?!噢,今天整个学校的空气里都弥漫着满满的爱。。各种包装的玫瑰花,为了约会忍痛穿高跟鞋约会的女生,无数双紧握的手,还有一大堆非常愿意分享的情侣在路上拥吻。。

But all of these are for lucky girls....
但这些都是给那些‘幸运’的女生。。。

My colleague, Nazola got her rose today with a huge vase... Oh S, you should see her face when she was caring her flower. She blushed when people started to look at her with the admire faces. Guys in my class was making fun of her, just like little childish kids. Whilst, girls in my class was trying to interview her with all silly questions: WHO IS THE GUY?! When did you had a boyfriend? How long have you been dating and more and more..

我的同学,Nazola就是幸运的其中一位。今天她进班上的时候手里捧了一朵大玫瑰。天啊,萨蔓妲,你真应该看我同学的脸,她那害羞得脸红的双颊,怪可爱的!班上那些幼稚又不懂浪漫的男生一直忍不住开她玩笑,像个小孩。我们女生就不一样了,忍不住就开始访问她:谁送的?!什么时候开始交往的?!拍拖多久了。。。。。。。。。


Another lucky ones, our Diva Lola, got her bouquet as well. And the fun part was that someone DELIVERED her those cute roses... Ain't him cute?!!
噢,还有一个幸运的,我的罗拉。。贴心的前男友从外地寄了一束玫瑰给她。。暂时忘记前男友,花还是挺可爱的!!


Well, things is always been like this. If there's someone lucky, then undoubtedly we have someone unlucky as well, especially those poor friends who live next door and being single!
当然,这世界就是这样,有那些幸运的女生,自然也会有那些不幸运的。。尤其是那些整天只有女朋友在身边的邻居!


Well, if the life is not going the way we want, then we MADE it!! 
当人生不是你所想像的时候,你唯一有的选择就是--尽量让它变成你想要的!

And unfortunately, I am considered to be one of the unlucky ones. So, what I did, was to give my love to another unlucky ones near to me, for example, the one next door~
很不幸的是,我是那个不幸运的其中一个~所以呢,我就把我那多余的爱分给另一个不幸运的人。。正巧,我隔壁房就有一个!

I've made a card, with some creativity... A 3D card~ And her favourite-- candies~
我做了一张卡。。3D的噢!还有附上那女生最爱的东西--糖果。。



And sadly, you don't always get back the same as you gave to people... Just like what the heartless girl, who lives next door did to me!
但是,好心很多时候并不会友好报啊,萨蔓妲。。就像那死没良心的邻居。。我给她真心他缺换我绝情!!!



Everything looks fine until I open the card started to read it... So, I gave her the ONLY card that created by myself to her, while in return, she gave me one of the card, that we bought together in Selfridges, which suppose to send to her other friend!!!!!!
我受到卡的时候,一切都很正常,很完美。。直到我打开信封看到里面那张卡。。就觉得,怪了,怎么这么眼熟?结果这张卡,当初她买的时候,我跟他一起挑的,原本是送给别人结果因为一些事情没有送出去。。现在发过来送我!!!!真绝!

Vanessa, you SILLY COW!!! What type of friend are you?! I am not even close to Gaga so don't you ask me to go Gaga?!!
臭Vanessa,你自己说说你是怎样的一个朋友?!我品味这么好,哪一点像gaga了?!没良心的东西!


And the heartless woman goes: 'Pretend that you never saw this card before.'
然后那没良心的东西还在卡上说:‘假装你不曾看过这张卡’
-.-

Swear, if it is legal to kill someone who is mean......
我发誓,如果杀人不是犯法的。。。。。。。。。


I was about to kill her until I read the content. Fortunately she's a good liar so at least makes me feel better after reading the words. But continue to be friend with her... I will think about it.... Haha~
气得我还真想掐她。。直到我看到卡里的内容。。念在她还有说我几句好话,还是放过她一马。。。但是跟她继续做朋友?!那得考虑考虑。。。慎重考虑。。


While others who were having small portion of food with their valentines, there are some people, who just cannot care less about calories. They eat and eat and eat, just to fulfill the sadness of having girlfriends around during Valentines day... So here we are, F.O.O.D (there's actually suppose to have a large pizza appear in this picture, but I was concentrate too much on my food that I just forgot to take the picture)..
当其他女生忙着在男伴面前装淑女的时候,有那么三位女生,颓废的完全不管什么叫卡路里,只知道‘吃’!吃,至少能稍微取代一下玫瑰花的位置。。


We have the sweetest doughnut in the world...
这晚上可丰盛了!我们有世界上最甜的甜甜圈。。。


Cutest Macaron in the world...
是上最可爱的马卡隆。。。


With the flavour of Lemon, Mocha, Toffee and Hazelnut or whatever...


Champagne and Wine... Just to make us feel more happy...
香槟和红酒任君选择。。。


Orange juice for my little friends...
给幼稚人的橙汁。。。


Frap and bubble tea for greedy people like me...
给贪心鬼的珍珠奶茶和星巴克。。。



Teriyaki Udon...
乌东面。。。


Doritos to go with our movie...
边看电影边吃的零食。。。


And, you know girls, when we gather, there's something we do together... and painting nails is always one of those... Painting nails and start gossiping... You know what I am talking about...
还有当没事做的女生聚在一起最喜欢做的--涂指甲油。刚好我有大批的指甲油供应。。所以我们就看着电影,聊着八卦,涂着指甲油。。。这女人的闲工夫,你懂的。。


Forget about silly guys and those old nail colours.... It's time for something better~
哈!忘了那些沉闷无趣的男人,还有陈旧的指甲油,老娘来点新鲜的。。。


My selection, Gondola from Chanel
我的选择。。香奈尔




Oh, let us not forgetting about our TRADITIONAL... taking stupid photos, so we can have some laugh with our grandchildren... >.<
当然受不了我们闲人的传统--笨照片。。以后老的时候可以捂着假牙,取消当年的自己。。





That's us. We're independent and we are cool with it!
这是我们。独立但享受的女人们。。


We always need a conclusion, either for our essays or life. We did one today before we all go back to our own room. What is our goal for next Valentine's day?
每间事情总要有个结论。。咋们今天各自回房之前给自己做了个结论。。说着对明年情人节的目标。。

Me, as a very 'deep' person, I wish that I will get 'the bag' that I recently LOVE... Don't worry, it doesn't sounds too superficial... I mean, bag and boyfriend... JUST GIVE ME BAG and I think I am fine~
我呢,你知道。。我是‘聪明有内涵的女人’。。我就希望在明年情人节,但最好在那之前,得到我最近很想要的包包!哈哈~拜托,包包至少比男人有用啊!!!所以给我包吧,我不介意!

Lola, since she wants so much to get rid of her ex, her goal is to let the ex become 'the ex'... I swear, complicated...
罗拉呢,就一心想要让过去成为过去,摆脱他的旧情人。。。太复杂。。

and V, she didn't really make one but Lola and I make one for her. L wish that she will found someone perfect for her while for me, have a note here.... 'The MR. Right for V, I don't care where the hell you are, no pressure there but make your move faster please!'
V呢,没什么主见。所以另外两个非常有主见的女人,我和罗拉就为她设立了一个--早日找到那个爱她的人。。我就希望那小子动作能快一点,快点出现。。好的人,总是应该得到幸福的嘛!

I LOVE YOU, GIRLS..
女生们,爱你噢!

Opps, and lets not forget another love in Leeds, my girl, Alua... xx
当然,我们并没有忘记远在利兹的Alua。。亲亲

With Love,
J


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